carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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al-grave:

human, why u do dis?

al-grave:

human, why u do dis?

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darkchaos-chao:

THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN

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i-am-misha-too:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

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caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

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  • Girl at the rock show: what
  • Mark Hoppus: i don't know

dulect:

"So what else do you do besides go on your computer?"

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