confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

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easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Why is your brother crying?”
5yo: “I bumped my hand on the ground!”
Me: “That’s why he is crying?”
5yo: “I also hit him in the face.”

clubpunk:

The lines and symmetry in this though. It’s pornographic 

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Hey, can you get me the name and number of all the people that looked at our site? Need to get the sales staff on the phones.

Me: That’s not how the internet works. We can’t collect info unless they fill out the form.

Client: Can you just hack it to get all their info when the go to the site?

Me: Please call me so I can explain the internet.

theclearlydope:

Acorn is turnt, y’all. 
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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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