hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

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tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

tomoatmeal:

You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off.  And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.

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cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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jessamygriffin:

neoliberalismkills:

drawspoopymisha:

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I WAS SO HOPING THAT WAS THE REACTION GIF AND IT WAS, PERFECT

Why do I hear dubstep in my head when I go through these?

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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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foxnewsofficial:

birds might be complimenting you 

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